my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie
my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes
gothic english beauty
and insane homeless woman
My son may be a King, but I am no Queen… only a mother who would keep her children safe, however she could.
THE BEST.
ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl
OH MY GOD IM SORRY BUT IF THIS DOESNT MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES???????????????????????????????????